TRASH IN A CRATE

Alright, so you've got this mountain of things . It's all cluttered in your attic , and it's starting to bug you. You need to dispose of it, but you don't understand where to start. Well, take heed, because I've got just the solution for you: a crate. Yes, you heard that right! Just toss all your clutter into one big box , and bam! You've got yours

I bought/ordered/purchased this product/thingamajig/gadget with high expectations/hopes/anticipation, but it turned out to be an absolute disaster/wreck/lemon. It's completely useless/worthless/broken out of the box. The instructions/manual/guide were confusing/nonsensical/unreadable, and customer service/support/assistance is nonexistent/rude/ unh